Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
everyone knows the old joke where you attach the caption “an old pic of me” to a photograph of a sperm cell, but to get some REAL laughs, take the joke even further by attaching the same caption to a picture of your father’s testicles
this is your dad speaking. hey.
ive missed you so much
shut the fuck up son