March 2012
commanderinqueef:
when people can’t tell you’re being sarcastic
February 2012
A Gordon Ramsey Haiku...
gordonramsaypoetry:
“Where’s the Wellington?!” Rookie chef presents platter: “It’s RAW you donkey!”
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with...
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
christianmingle:
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
textposter:
If you’re over 20 years old and still on this website then this is pretty much it for you isn’t it
pretty much
Watchnefepants:
mysticmindz:
jazzyfbby:
promo4homo:
glamydia:
oh my god
the girl in the sombrero is me
Hahahahhahahahahah!
im fucking dying
They win the Worst Friends of the Century Award.
well did she die or what.
